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  • "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
  • "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields
  • "Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
  • "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - Abraham Lincoln
  • "Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me." - Anonymous (not that Anonymous)
  • "Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."
  • "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country." - Reginald Maudling
  • "For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle
  • "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart
  • "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." - Ron White
  • "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty." - Joe E. Lewis
  • "The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor." - Irish saying
  • “Whisky is liquid sunshine.” - George Bernard Shaw
  • "One last drink, please." Jack Daniel, creator of this nectar. (Those were his last words)
  • "Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man" - 'Bonfire' by Childish Gambino

Quotes from Whiskeypedia StaffEdit

  • "It's an Irish whiskey… it's still mean." - bitmonk
  • "Mmm... this is an excellent breakfast scotch." - owen
  • " When My Glass Is 75% Empty or 25% Full... I've Drank My Whiskey" - anonymust

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